We scoured America’s breweries in search of the funniest beer names we could find. It took a lot of work, blood, sweat, and well, beer, but we think we found them (Spoiler alert: not 1 but 2 breweries made the list twice).
Think we missed a funny beer name, put it in the comments. Cheers to beers!
10 Funniest Beer Names of 2021:
#10 Wild Heaven Beer – Emergency Drinking Beer
“A one-of-a-kind session beer reminiscent of a crisp pilsner married with a traditional gose. Brightness and complexity come from additions of citrus zest, Portuguese sea salt and lemongrass.”Wild Heaven Beer
#9 NoDa Brewing – Sticky When Wet IPA
“We brewed this beer one day after the hops were harvested…as fresh and sticky as you can get! This wet hopped beer has an assertive bitterness balanced with bright aroma and flavors of Peach and Grapefruit derived from heavy additions of Citra and Mosiac hops.”NoDa Brewing Company
#8 Neck of the Woods Brewing – Stay in the Car Frank
“Stay in the car, Frank! is a 6% New England IPA that lends its aroma and flavor to the plentiful use of Mosaic, Citra, and El Dorado Hops. It has a softer smoother mouthfeel that ends with a dry, clean finish.”Neck of the Woods brewing
#7 Evil Genius Beer – Stacy’s Mom Citra IPA
“You’re in love with this beer. One of our year-round flagship beers, Stacy’s Mom is an IPA with low bitterness and lots of hop flavor. It’s dry-hopped entirely with Citra, which, as you may have guessed, gets its name from its strong citrus notes. (You’re so smart!)”Evil Genius Beer
#6 Against the Grain Brewery – Citra Ass Down IPA
“This beer is not candy or mother’s milk. It is not brewed by gypsies or aliens, nor does it contain any zombie dirt. This is a double IPA brewed with Citra Hops. It’s sticky, hoppy and delicious. Simply drink it and enjoy it. Don’t hoard this beer, Citra Ass Down and drink it now.”Against the Grain Brewery
#5 New Glory Brewery – Just Here for the Comments
“American Double IPA packed full of dank Pacific Northwest Hops and fermented with our more neutral, but still charismatic, ale yeast.”New Glory Brewery
#4 Evil Genius Beer – Purple Monkey Dishwasher Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter
“If candy and beer had a beautiful liquid baby. Do you like chocolate and peanut butter but hate all that pesky chewing? Give your teeth a vacation with our rich, full-bodied chocolate peanut butter porter.”Evil Genius Beer
#3 Birdfish Brewing Co. – Coal Miner’s Floozie Farmhouse Ale – Grisette
“Coal Miner’s Floozie 4% lemongrass Grisette on tap and in cans to-go.”Birdfish Brewing Company
#2 Common Space Brewery – Chubby Unicorn Milkshake Hazy IPA
“Once a unicorn reaches peak plumpness from months of gorging on pink guavas, it begins to ooze a delicious magical liquid from its beer glands. At Common Space we harvest this rare unicorn liquid at the highest level of freshness and package it especially for all of you haze heads. Enjoy your magical unicorn liquid!”Common Space Brewery
#1 New Glory Brewery – Do You Even Zombie Broh? West Coast Double IPA
“Party like the undead with this in-your-face double! Originally brewed with our friends from Beer Zombies, this banger is brewed with 100% Mosaic hops. We triple dry hop it to a gruesome degree to capture all of those insane dank berry fruit flavors and aromas. Did we mention it’s also bone dry? The zombie apocalypse is coming. You’re prepping just right!”New Glory Brewery
10 Holiday Items on Amazon for Whiskey Drinkers
Here’s our list of 10 Amazon items for whiskey drinkers you can get right now.
Christmas may be a stressful time for some, especially if you have to shop for someone else. But if that special someone drinks whiskey then we have you covered. We’ve done the research so you don’t have to. If you buy something through our Amazon “links,” Libation Nation may get a small share of the sale.
Top 10 Holiday Gifts on Amazon for Whiskey Drinkers:
1. Whiskey Drinking Glass with Real Embedded Bullet
That’s right, take this whiskey drinking glass at face value. It’s stunning appearance with a real embedded 0.308 bullet that makes it look like it’s about to shoot through the glass — a real favorite in whiskey drinking circles.
2. A 6-Piece Vinyl Record Coaster Set
The only thing better than a whiskey drinker is one whose also a music lover. Imagine setting down a freshly poured whiskey with beads of sweat dripping off the glass, not onto your precious wood table, but rather onto a vinyl record coaster with some of the biggest rock and pop icons in history. We’re talking Queen, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Elvis, Michael Jackson, and Elton John.
3. Whiskey Decanter Set
Handmade and 100% lead-free crystal glass decanter, so whiskey drinkers can use it safely and longer at 1250ml/42 ounce capacity. A beautiful piece that’s perfect for any home bar.
4. Enamel “Probably Whiskey” Mug
Every whiskey drinker should have a run-of-the-mill enamel mug. It’s portable, discreet-ish, and perfect for the outdoors around a campfire. A classic piece for the whiskey-drinking outdoorsman.
5. 3D Skull Ice Mold Tray
Probably one of the coolest whiskey accessory gifts we’ve ever come across. Nothing looks cooler in whiskey than ice…literally. But seriously, this is the only thing that will stand out more in a whiskey glass than the whiskey itself . Great conversation piece to “break the ice” at a party (sorry, we had to do it).
6. A 7-Piece Italian Crafted Glass Decanter & Whisky Glasses Set
A barware collection isn’t complete without this Italian crafted fine whiskey decanter set. The set includes a classic squared 33.75 oz decanter with beveled fluted stopper, and 6 (six) 9.5oz whiskey tumbler glasses. This set is truly timeless, and one that whiskey drinkers will enjoy.
7. Whiskey Infusion Home Set
Enhance whiskey at home with these wood chip blends — 3 types of oak and 6 herbs & spices. Not only that, but all the botanicals in the set are 100% natural, freshly sourced and come in glass tubes with real corks so its eco-friendly.
8. Whiskey Wedge Glasses with Silicone Ice
A patented wedge-shaped ice tray that increases the contact surface with whiskey, which spheres melt much more slowly than square ice and round ice cubes, for ultra-slow melting to keep your whiskey cooler for so much longer. A great look to pair with a whiskey drinker’s favorite brand.
9. A 6 Granite Round Whiskey Stone Set
Whiskey stones have become increasingly popular in recent years. Whiskey stones help keep whiskey at the perfect sipping temperature. And this set provides the perfect variety of different colors and granite patterns to fit any whiskey drinker’s preference.
10. Stainless Steel Cocktail Shaker
Last, but certainly not least, is the necessary center piece of any home bar. In fact, can you really have a home bar without a cocktail shaker and bartending set? We didn’t think so either. And this set comes complete with mixer, muddler, mixing spoon, jigger, liquor pourers, and even cocktail recipe booklet.
So there you have it: 10 Holiday Gifts on Amazon for Whiskey Drinkers.
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays from the Libation Nation team. See you in 2022.
10 Holiday Items on Amazon for Beer Lovers
Here’s our list of 10 Amazon Items for beer lovers you can get right now.
It’s that time of the year again: the season of giving. Shopping for Christmas can be stressful. What do you give the beer lover who has it all? Well, this list will probably have something even the biggest craft beer fans don’t have yet. If you buy something through our Amazon “links,” Libation Nation may get a small share of the sale.
Top 10 Holiday Gifts on Amazon for Beer Lovers:
1. The Beer Aerator
This nifty gadget is straight from the future — and the future is full of beer love. This item helps make the perfect foam head using ultrasonic vibrations. Simply set your glass full of beer on the device, push the button, and watch sound waves magically bring the perfect foam head to the top. We bet even the most diehard beer drinkers don’t have the beer aerator, and would probably catch them off guard as a holiday gift.
2. Wall Mounted Magnetic Bottle Opener
Okay, we realize many beer drinkers already have a wall mounted bottle opener. But you’d be surprised how many have never thought to purchase one for themself. Maybe this holiday season is the perfect time to get your beer lover the one thing they’d appreciate and use all the time.
3. Small Portable Beer Cooler Bag
Talk about beer mobility. Whether you’re all going to the beach, the lake, or even hiking, this portable cooler bag is the perfect gift for the true beer drinking outdoorsman. We guarantee your average beer lover won’t have one of these.
4. Personal Stainless Steel Carbonated Growler
If your own personal growler with carbonation cap, double-wall vacuum-insulated stainless steel vessel with pressure gauge, dispenser cap and sight glass doesn’t scream beer lover then we don’t know what does. Not to mention this thing is a gorgeous piece of libation class.
5. Magnetic Automatic Push Down Beer Opener
If your beer drinker already has a wall mounted beer opener (or simply wouldn’t want one), then this sleek portable push down beer opener is the way to go. It comes in different colors with great finishes any beer lover would enjoy to have around the house. Makes for a great stocking stuffer too.
6. Handmade Wooden Beer Mug
Every beer lover should have a traditional style beer mug. Made from high quality mango wood with a stainless steel flask inside, this mug provides a stunning piece of beer memorabilia sure to make your friends green with envy.
7. Double Wall Frozen Pint Glass
If traditional isn’t your beer lover’s style, then perhaps a more modern look is needed. How about a pint glass with double wall plastic and freezer gel chiller? Doesn’t get more modern than that, and it’s sure to keep beer cooler and fresher longer.
8. Beer Cap Map of America
This stars and stripes USA theme in the shape of America can hold up to 65 bottle caps with easy install functionality. What a great gift to give your beer lover to track the memories of brew adventures across the country.
9. Vacuum Insulated Beer Can AND Beer Bottle Cooler
You read that right. This double walled, vacuum insulated cooler has the capability of not only holding a beer bottle, but also a beer can as well. The perfect gift for the single beverage on-the-go.
10. Complete Beer Making Starter Kit
The last, but certainly not least, gift item idea for beer lovers is none other than a beer making starter kit. We’re sure most craft beer enthusiasts have thought about making their own beer someday; why not make that happen this holiday season. A gift they’re sure to enjoy over and over again.
So there you have it: 10 Holiday Gifts on Amazon for Beer Lovers.
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays from the Libation Nation team. See you in 2022.
A Merry Whiskey Yule Log
Cozy up next to this yule log.
A just poured, mouth watering glass of whiskey on ice, fireside with fireplace crackling sounds (no music is this version) — all in wonderful full HD resolution. You haven’t seen a yule log like this before. It’s like you’re there! Is it getting hot in here, or is it just us? Brought to you by Libation Nation.
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